When the construction of the Alfred E. Neuman Memorial Student Union is completed, you will be able to purchase items in the Book Store, which will be located on the first floor.


Meanwhile, you may order any item shown below, by contacting the Darrtown University Webmaster.


Artist rendering of the future Darrtown University Student Union.


Official Darrtown University


Official Darrtown University

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With the exception of the real/tangible Book Store products, every other aspect of this website is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the web master's imagination and used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual businesses, organizations, and/or events is entirely coincidental.