Darrtown University is easily located, as long as you remember the school motto: "It's all in your mind."


From the heart of downtown Darrtown (the intersection of Main Street and Oxford Street), proceed in any direction for one block.


Turn right and continue turning right at the next two intersections.


Go one block and there you are!


Be sure to spend some time in the Visitors' Center!


If you need help locating the campus, our Parking Lot Supervisor will assist you.


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