Our staff positions include the conventional - Building and Grounds, Electrical, Plumbing, Carpentry, Painting, Food Services, Dormitory Services, and Transportation.


Our staff positions also include the unconventional - such as specialists in the fields of Carnival Ride Construction, Ponzi Pyramid-Building, Comic Book Preservation, and Linen Napkin Folding.


We cannot, at this time, provide a Staff Directory, as we are in the process of collecting names.


Meanwhile, the functions of the university are being accomplished by committed employees.



Positions are Available

If you wish to apply for a staff position or suggest staff positions that we should consider adding, (especially, if you seek a job for which you, and you alone, are uniquely qualified), then please use the "Contact Me" link below.


With the exception of the real/tangible Book Store products, every other aspect of this website is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the web master's imagination and used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual businesses, organizations, and/or events is entirely coincidental.