As a virtual institution of higher medium learning, without a modicum of credibility from any legitimate accreditation organization, Darrtown University offers both dubious degree programs and tangible school-spirit products that underscore the school motto: "It's all in your mind."

NOTICE: Only persons who possess a fully developed sense of humor and a predisposition that favors exercises of cognitive dissonance should venture into the cyberspace campus of Darrtown University.