This web site presents farcical information about Darrtown University.

As a virtual institution of medium learning, without a modicum of credibility from any legitimate accreditation organization, Darrtown University offers both dubious degree programs and tangible school-spirit products that underscore the school motto: "It's all in your mind."

NOTICE: Only persons who possess a fully developed sense of humor and a predisposition that favors exercises of cognitive dissonance should venture into the cyberspace campus of Darrtown University.

With the exception of the real/tangible Book Store products, every other aspect of this website is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the web master's imagination and used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual businesses, organizations, and/or events is entirely coincidental.