DEPARTMENTS

Departments at Darrtown University are strikingly similar to compartments, i.e., boxes.

You may choose from the following:

• Department of Arts (the DUDA degree)

• Department of Enlightenment (the DUDE degree)

• Department of Inspiration (the DUDI degree)

• Department of Oddities (the DUDO degree)

• Department of Uncertainties (the DUDU degree)

Darrtown University is committed to helping you compartmentalize.