Departments at Darrtown University

are strikingly similar

to compartments.



You may choose from the following:

Department of Arts (the DUDA degree)

Department of Enlightenment (the DUDE degree)

Department of Inspiration (the DUDI degree)

Department of Oddities (the DUDO degree)

Department of Uncertainties (the DUDU degree)


Darrtown University is committed

 to fitting you into a box

of your preference.

Discerning individuals will recognize the pattern that is central to the departmental nomenclature. If you do not see the pattern, ask Mr. Sajak, if you may purchase a hint.


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